Vegetable Art

Hope the food does not go to waste!

Watermelon monster

Water melon shower

Cabbage head

This quote comes to mind when i see this

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you"

Revenge!

Notice it's butt is indented?

Baby chick?

Picture spoilers

I present to you the best of my picture spoilers collection, have a good laugh!

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2. scarier than a ghost

3. hey everyone.. I'm just scratching my crotch

4.

5. Is it just me? But I don't feel that way when i get a hug

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8. Such lovely couples

9. Scarier than picture 2

10. Ultimate! This one may have been seen by many but this is still the ultimate.. Great timing there

Sexy legs..

I've seen my fair share of cross dressers, but this one takes the cake! Looks like an extreme version of hardo gay

Fart profiles

The profiles of different people who fart, as written by a kid.. Pics are abit small, so it might help if you click on it and read ;)

fail

Pictures of failure here for today.. Some are taken from fail blog, some from random internet people



Who knows, this might just be possible in the future..

This is why i quit taekwando some time back! I only went for like 3 lessons before i quit.

I only have one question in mind.. WHY is he in pink undies????

Hey, I dunno why they failed him??? He already drank like 3 quaters of the milk from his ear

And their balcony is underground

I remember i had a picture of a spectator doing the same thing! I'll post it up if i find it

Greatest prank idea

Crapbook

If you have one question that you can ask God, what would you ask?

Well, here's what some kids would ask.. Hilarious stuff! As for me, I don't even know what I wanna ask, perhaps I'll write it up when i think of one..

Funny clips from little britain

Funny as approved by me, not everyone appreciate this sort of humor though. Little britain is a comedy sketch show which airs on BBC. The following are just short little clips of the funnier moments. They've got different characthers and are usually categorized that way

Carol - Guy who dress up as lady, usual scene is to show him/her on different job positions, doing things that irritates!



Andy and lou, the one in wheel chair is andy and the hairy guy is lou, the big hairy guy is also the same dude playing carol.





Sebastian and the prime minister - It's a little gayish comedy going on here, but still pretty darn funny!












Look up youtube for little britain for more of their videos

Funny comics for the day

I'm a little down today, so i went through my archives to dig these comics out! I'm not really into comics but these short ones are brilliant



Evolution of life

Human crossing

Ikea job interview

Japanese martial art

Proud to be nigerian scammed

Complain boxes that you can never reach

Quotes from the army

These are real quotes!


- "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


- "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF


- "When the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal


- "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

- "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance


- "Bravery is being the only one who knows you`re afraid."


- "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF


- "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena,Japan


- "You`ve never been lost until you`ve been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)


- "The only time you have too much fuel is when you`re on fire."


- "Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky." --From an old carrier sailor


- "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it`s probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."


- "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

I LOVE icanhascheezburger.com!

Have been regularly visiting their site for a few years, brilliant stuff there! They post pictures of cats with their perceived actions or words in the captions. It takes awhile to get used to their speech though. Here's the link to I can has cheez burger This post has 12 of the best I've collected, you can also call it my favourites

Sometimes they have other animals too

A Comic about the 2008 olympics

Kinda funny, but we know it's true ;)

Top 10 funny breathsprays

Top 10 funny breath sprays, as determined by me. I suspect these breath sprays are manufactured by the same company, hehehe but they're so funny anyway!



10. You Da Man!

9. LiAR

8. Know It All

7. Mother Teresa

6. Ass Kisser

5. Stay in Love Forever

4. Understand Modern Art instantly

3. Wash Away Your Sins (my friend has this!)

2. Understand Your Mother instantly

1. And the last one that crackles me up. Believe in God instantly